June 2008
19 posts
The Amateur Gourmet - No Jacket Required (An Anti Dress-Code Manifesto) →
amateurgourmet.com
Amen, brother. A restaurant where I am required to dress up is a restaurant that I’m angry with before I even dine there.
the ultimate rejection letter
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
Library Punk →
sarumblue.com
Sex Pistols + Books = Hells Yes
The Guerrilla Gardening Homepage →
guerrillagardening.org
Take back the plots.
