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all my friends are doing it.

Jun 7, 2009 11:20am

“ If you have reached the age of 25, I have a bit of bad news for you, to wit: it is time, if you have not already done so, for you to emerge from your cocoon of post-adolescent dithering and self-absorption and join the rest of us in the world. Past the quarter-century mark, you see, certain actions, attitudes, and behaviors will simply no longer do, and while it might seem unpleasant to feign a maturity and solicitousness towards others that you may not genuinely feel, it is not only appreciated by others but necessary for your continued survival. Continuing to insist past that point that good manners, thoughtfulness, and grooming oppress you in some way is inappropriate and irritating. Grow up. ” -

Yes, exactly that.

Tomato Nation (via aja)

Jun 7, 2009 11:16am

I have a question. What’s with these shoes lately? Anyone? They look… wrong. Nice dress, though.

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ALL SAINTS

Jun 7, 2009 10:32am

thinking about this before a big decision will steer you right every time.

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Jun 4, 2009 9:44pm

Here’s the first of many tender moments with the Warning Label Generator.

Jun 4, 2009 9:43pm

Warning Label Generator

awesome.

Jun 4, 2009 9:26pm

Man decorates basement with $10 worth of Sharpie - Health & Family - Kentucky.com

Best use of Sharpie ever.

Jun 2, 2009 8:30pm

Seriously? Bah.

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lawful:

(via ntkg)

It’s funny. Does anyone remember how long it took to go from “if they’re gay, send them to Leavenworth” to “don’t ask, don’t tell?” Why is it we expect Obama, or the military, to make another radical leap forward in just five months?

Meh. No reason not to keep on making those in power feel self-conscious about it.

Jun 1, 2009 10:11pm

I think I’m in love.

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Surviving the World — Daily lessons in science, literature, love, and life by Dante Shepherd

Seriously, this guy knows what time it is, how many psychiatrists it takes to build a clock, which came first — the chicken or the watch, if a pendulum swinging in the forest makes a sound, and everything in between.

(via thedailywhat)

This is the second one of these that I’ve seen that was totally spot on. I may have to take a closer look.